What is a Conservative Coffee Company? I haven’t a clue. I just thought coffee was coffee and companies sold their stuff. When did we start shoving our politics down our customer’s throats?
Ever since Starbucks decided to go ultra-left, all of the burnt-n-bitter industrial coffee want-a-bees, decided to follow suit, leaving the rest of America’s coffee drinkers to be labeled “Deplorables”. I never thought about our company (All 2 of us) in terms of politics. We are just a coffee roasting company that just happens to be patriotic, as all real Americans would be.
We stand for the flag, put our hand over our heart when singing our national anthem, and pray with our heads bowed. We treat our flag with respect, love our soldiers, and we support our constitution, all of it.
I guess Google thinks those values make us conservative. I just think those values make us Americans. Maybe that’s why Google has us ranked as a conservative coffee company, which surprised the hell out of me, but “what the heck” I’ll take that moniker any day.
In all reality, I think that Lake City Coffee is just a coffee business, not a political think tank. We’re not social warriors. We don’t have a political axe to grind. Heck, if people consider themselves liberal, then go for it, as long as they drink my coffee.
I don’t care about their politics, gender, or race. I don’t care if they’re black, white, red, or yellow; just as long as they bleed red, white. I wish we could keep politics out of business, but that’s not the world we live in. Today, everything seems to be political. Yet, on this website, we’re going to focus on coffee and maybe a few minor comments about politics.
Satirical Coffee Roaster
Look, we’re business people with a passion for creating the best home-brewed coffee experience of your life. We’re here to serve our customers as best as humanly possible, regardless of politics. Yet, at the same time, I’m not going to hide my political view, especially if I have something to say that’s funny, witty, or satirical.
Talking about satire, Benjamin Franklin was America’s first and greatest satirist. Like him, I do enjoy a good laugh at the expense of any politician. If you get a chance, check out the humorous satirical blog posts below.
- Liberal Math
- 22 Caliber Discount
- Fake Coffee
- DNC Coffee Discount
- From Drug Dealer To Coffee Roaster (My Favorite)
Conservative Coffee Companies
Conservative Coffee Company
Super Smooth Coffee
Then I started thinking, “What is the most common mistake that these industrial coffee companies are making?” To begin with, their coffee is bitter as hell.
I like my coffee smooth as silk, i.e., not bitter and not burnt. I want to taste all the subtle coffee flavors that God put into each bean. To begin with, I had to find a super smooth bean that also had great flavor. I’m a chocolate lover. So, why not a super smooth bean that has prominent notes of chocolate.
After trying hundreds of beans from all around the world, I came to the conclusion that beans from the Tarrazu region of Costa Rica fit exactly what I was looking for.
Next was to figure out how roast coffee so it’d be super smooth. That wasn’t too tough. If all the industrial coffee companies are roasting their beans hot-n-fast and burning the snot out of the beans, then it didn’t take a rocket scientist to go the other direction; low-n-slow and gently bring those beans to one of three colors golden, medium, and a dark brown (NOT BLACK). Bing! Another Winner.
Fresh Roasted Coffee
I noticed that my coffee was great when it was fresh and not near as good a few weeks later. As it turns out, the fresher the bean, the better the coffee. And wouldn’t you know it, I’m fortunate enough to come into this business at a time when you can send a package from one side of the country to the other in just 24-72 hours.
So, early every Tuesday morning, Alisha and I add up our internet orders for the week and I head out to the roasting shed. Six hours later, after one pizza, some Jimmy Buffet and Billy Joel, a ton of roasting, I’m almost done.
Meanwhile, at home, Alisha, my bride, has all the bags, boxes, and labels ready to go. By early afternoon, the mailman has come and gone and our still warm fresh roasted coffee is on its way to homes like yours all over the nation.
Our business model, is just a matter of selling exactly what we like; fresh roasted, super smooth coffee with notes of chocolate.
A Real Conservative Coffee Roaster