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Terms And Conditions

By Russell Volz / June 18, 2022
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Although websites are supposed to have a Terms and Conditions page, few people ever really read them, and for good reason. They’re boring as hell.…

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No One Can Drink This Much Coffee

By Russell Volz / December 11, 2021
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From Russell – OK Bro, you have to come clean. No one can drink this much coffee! You’ve been ordering 6 bags of coffee every other…

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Coffee For Truck Drivers And Astronauts

By Russell Volz / November 20, 2021
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How many times have you stopped into a Truck Stop or Space Station and thought, “Dang, I’m tired… I need some coffee”. So, you walk…

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Confessions Of A Conservative Coffee Privileged Pervert

By Russell Volz / June 7, 2020
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As I write this blog post, the MSM is covering, ad nauseum, of demonstrations against “White Privilege”. As heinous as “White Privilege” crime may seem…

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Coffee Color Identity

By Russell Volz / March 25, 2019
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While roasting coffee, I’m looking for the perfect coffee color. So, having just the right roasted coffee color is critically important to creating the perfect…

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From Drug Dealer To Coffee Roaster

By Russell Volz / August 16, 2017
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I am blessed to be in the world’s second largest commodity market, which is dominated by major corporations who don’t give a hoot about their customers or the crappy coffee that they sell. Any time there exists a huge old industry who’s doing a piss-poor job of serving their customers, then there also exists a huge opportunity. This leaves me totally blessed to educate people about what real soul satisfyingly smooth coffee can taste like.

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If CNN is Fake News, Then Is Starbucks Fake Coffee?

By Russell Volz / August 9, 2017
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100 years ago, being a journalist was a pure and honorable profession. Likewise, coffee was pure; no chemicals, no pesticides, no sugar, no cream, no flavorings, and fresh roasted. By fresh, I meant that the coffee was brewed within days of being roasted. This gave the coffee a very smooth, nutty, rich, and naturally sweet flavor. I say that it’s time to get back to real news and real coffee.

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DNC Coffee Discount

By Russell Volz / October 25, 2016
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In celebration of our liberal friends, Lake City Coffee will be offering a huge discount on our Spokane Coffee Roasted Delectable Dark each Tuesday for Liberals Only.

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22 Caliber Gourmet Coffee Beans Discount

By Russell Volz / October 25, 2016
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I know this is a big sacrifice that Lake City Coffee is making, but we’re not just about gourmet coffee, we’re also obviously willing to do our parts in helping liberals to feel good about themselves.

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Coffee Politics

By Russell Volz / September 1, 2016
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Coffee and politics go together like peanut butter and jelly, like peas and carrots, like Batman and Robin. You get the idea. So, why do these seemingly different things go so well together?

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